Strong woman thinks to herself, “You’re a tough cookie, self! You’ve done triathlons without hospitalization. You’ve birthed babies without drugs or pain medication. You’ve nearly cut your hands off with kitchen knives and keep right on cooking (a few days later of course). You are one tou…tou…ttttooouuuuchchchoooooo!
Then she sneezes… and has to go change her pee pants.

“Strong” Woman: 0; Humility Lesson: 1